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June 19, 2020
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Peter Grier
Washington editor

A rabbit, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “Is this a typo?” 

Get it? Usually this kind of joke starts off with a rabbi, but it’s a rabbit, so maybe it’s a mistake, and the bartender thinks that, but it isn’t! Come on, it’s funny. 

It’s also a dad joke, the kind of groaner that families all across the United States will be subjected to on Father’s Day Sunday.

This particular example comes from the “Bad Dad Jokes” sign in front of Tom and Ann Schruben’s home in Maryland.

Tom Schruben posts a new bad dad joke every day. He started the practice as a way to brighten moods during the coronavirus shutdown. It’s become a popular destination for locals out for a walk and a chuckle.

Badness is the point of dad jokes, of course. As Mr. Schruben pointed out recently in The Washington Post, fathers are expected to embarrass their children.

Years ago, reading “Tintin” to my own boys, I would adopt voices for the characters, like I was Jim Dale reading Harry Potter audiobooks.

But I’m not Jim Dale. The boys would clap their hands over their ears and shriek, “No voices, Dad! No voices!”

As for bad jokes, I’ve written about them before, about their power to distract and nurture us, for a moment.

And bad jokes can be serious. You can laugh and nod knowingly at the same time.

Here’s another Schruben favorite: What’s the biggest room in the world? Room for improvement.

For Father’s Day, the Schrubens are running a bad dad joke contest, with entries costing $5, and proceeds going to Martha’s Table, a D.C.-based nonprofit that supports children and families. The winner gets posted on the sign – and the right to embarrass their kids for months to come.


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A demonstrator walks up and down the police line in front of fired Minneapolis police Officer Derek Chauvin’s home in Oakdale, Minnesota, May 27, 2020. Calls to defund the police have resonated across the U.S. since Mr. Chauvin killed George Floyd on Memorial Day.

Every police brutality case comes with calls for reform: better training, more civilian review boards, greater diversity on the beat. Now comes the defund movement, which is more basic. It looks at the very role of police in society.

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Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals students celebrate in front of the Supreme Court after the court rejected the Trump Administration's effort to end legal protections for young immigrants, June 18, 2020, in Washington.

Court watchers have expressed concern about whether the Supreme Court would uphold its standard of judicial independence. In two rulings this week, the conservative-leaning court dealt blows to an administration that relied on it as an ally.

Precedented

Lessons from history

Violent racism: Can Floyd protests help break old cycle? (video)

It was an act of violence so visceral that when the public saw what had been done, the outrage came in a wave.

We’re referring, of course, to George Floyd dying under the knee of a Minneapolis police officer in May. The bystander video that captured his death has triggered some of the biggest racial justice protests in recent years.

But we could be talking about the beating of Rodney King by Los Angeles police officers in 1991, which was also caught on tape. The footage, coupled with the acquittal of the officers involved, led to rioting across LA in 1992. Or we could be citing the lynching of Emmett Till, a Chicago teenager who was brutally beaten to death in Mississippi in 1955 for allegedly whistling at a white woman (an accusation that was eventually recanted). The photo of his disfigured face was one of the sparks that ignited the civil rights movement. 

In this episode of “Precedented,” we look at the cycles of racial violence, protest, and limited progress that marks 20th- and 21st-century America. What lessons should we be learning from this history? And what will it take to keep moving us forward? 

“If history has repeated itself and where we are is very familiar, then maybe ... a new direction is in order,” says Frederick W. Gooding, assistant professor of African American studies at Texas Christian University in Fort Worth. “Not necessarily a revolution, but maybe revolutionary thought.” 

You can find other episodes of the series here. - Jessica Mendoza and Jingnan Peng/Staff

Can Floyd killing break cycle of police violence and protests? History offers lessons.

The world’s two most populous countries will have an outsize role in shaping the century – and how peaceful it is. After this week, a relatively small patch of remote mountains may have an outsize role in shaping their relationship. 

Essay

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An illustration depicting the first reading of the Emancipation Proclamation before the cabinet of U.S. President Abraham Lincoln, in an engraving by Alexander Hay Ritchie and based on a painting by Francis Bicknell Carpenter, circa 1866.

For many Black Americans, this Juneteenth is particularly bittersweet. Columnist Ken Makin explores the significance of this commemoration of freedom as both a celebration and a call to action.

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Mary Crowley, seen here during a 2010 voyage, is on a mission to rid the world's oceans of trash.

When a problem seems insurmountable – like the millions of tons of plastic choking oceans – it’s easy to accept the status quo. It takes vision, tenacity, and ingenuity, which Mary Crowley has in spades, to fight back. 


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China's President Xi Jinping and India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi talk during a visit to a temple near Chennai, India, in 2019.

A prevalent theory for more than a century is that trade reduces military rivalry between countries. Shared prosperity dampens national pride or jealousy. In the 20th century, the theory faltered after a few industrializing nations, such as Germany, used war to boost their access to markets and resources. The theory is now being tested again, oddly enough in the remote Himalayas.

On June 15 for four hours, soldiers from India and China engaged in hand-to-hand fighting over a disputed and desolate border. Both countries blamed the other for instigating their first deadly conflict in 45 years. Yet since the incident, both seem eager to prevent escalation. If peace prevails, there could be a renewed lesson about the benefits of cooperation in trade as well as the sharing of ideas and people. One war-making passion – revenge – would have been held in check.

India and China are the world’s two most populous nations. They also are neighbors that possess nuclear weapons. Yet perhaps their most important common trait right now is that they are eagerly trying to upgrade trade ties with other countries. China has its grand regional plan called the Belt and Road Initiative. India is pursuing bilateral trade pacts with Australia, the United Kingdom, and others. All that may be a damper on their flare-up along a mountainous border.

Even though China’s unelected Xi Jinping and India’s elected Narendra Modi are ardent nationalists, each feels pressure to end poverty. Their attempts to forge national identities along either religious or ethnic lines must bow to their people’s desire for economic interdependence and growth – and thus peace.

In addition, the global trading system set up after World War II comes with a big and often-used stick: economic sanctions on countries that engage in land grabs, such as Russia’s taking of Crimea in 2014.

Friction between nations arises when they perceive a scarcity – in material resources, access to markets, finances, warm-water ports for ships, and so on. But as scholar Steven Pinker proved in his book “The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined,” conflicts have declined over centuries as nations chose peaceful trade as a way to quell fears of scarcity. “Zero-sum plunder gave way to positive-sum trade. People increasingly controlled their impulses and sought to cooperate with their neighbors,” he wrote. And in 2008, a study by Sorbonne University found that multilateral openness in trade deters global conflict.

The rules of a principled international order need to be constantly reinforced and improved. That order helps guide nations on how to compete peacefully in order to avoid violent competition. India and China were able to contain their last border standoff in 2017. If they resolve their differences again in 2020, they might have learned to put the common good ahead of their separate anxieties.


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Each weekday, the Monitor includes one clearly labeled religious article offering spiritual insight on contemporary issues, including the news. The publication – in its various forms – is produced for anyone who cares about the progress of the human endeavor around the world and seeks news reported with compassion, intelligence, and an essentially constructive lens. For many, that caring has religious roots. For many, it does not. The Monitor has always embraced both audiences. The Monitor is owned by a church – The First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston – whose founder was concerned with both the state of the world and the quality of available news.

What does it mean to “be there” for others? A man’s soul-searching after what felt like an anticlimactic day as a dad brought some unexpected inspiration.


A message of love

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To celebrate Father’s Day this year, I looked back through my photo archives to find those tender paternal connections: a towering papa guiding his son at T-ball practice, a little girl earnestly pouring flour into a bowl under the adoring eyes of her dad, a tiny hand placed on top of a grown one. You never know when these sweet, candid moments will happen. They come and go in an instant – intimate gestures that speak volumes about love, family, and safety. It’s a gift when I have my camera in hand and can capture them to share. Click on the link below to see more images. – Melanie Stetson Freeman
( The illustrations in today’s Monitor Daily are by Jacob Turcotte. )

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