THIS IS AN ALL POINTS BULLETIN FROM THE PRESIDENT
SUBJECT: MY DOG "RANGER"
Recently Ranger was put on a weight reduction program. Either that program succeeds or we enter Ranger in the Houston Fat Stock Show as a Prime Hereford.
All offices should take a formal 'pledge' that reads as follows:
"WE AGREE NOT TO FEED RANGER. WE WILL NOT GIVE HIM BISCUITS. WE WILL NOT GIVE HIM FOOD OF ANY KIND"
....Ranger has been asked to wear a "Do not feed me" badge in addition to his ID.... Right now he looks like a blimp, a nice friendly appealing blimp, but a blimp.