Tim Pawlenty walks into a convention and ... nobody laughs. Unfortunately for the former Minnesota Governor, his string of limp one-liners did nothing to rev up the convention floor.
He called Obama "the tattoo president." He said that the president takes more vacations "than that guy on the Bizarre Foods show." And he gave the president credit for creating jobs – for golf caddies.
Mr. Pawlenty welcomed the convention-goers to the president's "retirement party," but let's just say that the man they call TPaw won't likely have another premo speaking role anytime soon.