The winner of this year’s Skank-ification Award is Ari Roma, a doll with a skirt shorter than some people’s underwear. This alien doll looks like the girl from "Brave" was kidnapped by Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga for a weekend of partying. If that isn’t bad enough, she is scented and retails for $19.99. The packaging boldly declares that her mission is “To Kiss an Earth Boy” and she also boasts, “I’m an airhead. Literally.” Aim high, girls, aim high.
– Leanne Shirtliffe is a humor writer who blogs at IronicMom.com. Her book, Don't Lick the Minivan: And Other Things I Never Thought I’d Say to My Kids, is available for preorder.
