From the confusing to the wacky, here are 10 more odd remarks from 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores' by Jen Campbell.
Customer: "I'd like a refund on this book, please."
Bookseller: "What seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "I barely touched it. It's ridiculous!"
Bookseller: "What do you mean?"
Customer: "I mean, all I did was drop it in the bath by accident. And now, I mean, just look at it. The thing's unreadable!"
(from Campbell)
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