"What books could I buy to make guests look at my bookshelf and think, 'Wow, that guy's intelligent'?" (from Campbell)

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Here are 15 strange remarks from bookstore customers, compiled by writer and bookstore staff member Jen Campbell.
"What books could I buy to make guests look at my bookshelf and think, 'Wow, that guy's intelligent'?" (from Campbell)
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