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15 funny lines from 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores'

Here are 15 strange remarks from bookstore customers, compiled by writer and bookstore staff member Jen Campbell.

4. Dinah-Shore

  • By Molly Driscoll Staff Writer

Customer: "I don't know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of 'The Dinosaur Cookbook.'"

Bookseller: "'The Dinah Shore Cookbook'?"

Customer: "That must be it. I wondered what she was up to." (Submitted by Elizabeth Durand of Bookland of Maine, ME)

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