"I want to be that deer and not have any human parents or laws."

Markell DeLoatch/Public Opinion/AP
Working as a preschool teacher, Leslie McCollom overhears countless funny, poignant, and priceless quotes from her students. She began to collect them for a Twitter account that she titled Preschool Gems. It soon attracted thousands of followers, and McCollom has now compiled many of the quotes into a book of the same name. Here are 25 of the oddest and sweetest quotes.
"I want to be that deer and not have any human parents or laws."
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