Cohen says he's had several unfortunate mishaps with teleprompters, including one when he was hosting the Miss USA pageant, in which the production team had to fill time and so decided to add an introduction to the winner of the Miss Universe pageant, Ximena Navarrete. "The degree to which I botched her name on live national television was fairly extreme," Cohen wrote. "I read her first name as Eczema, like the skin condition. Months after insulting the Venezuelan population, I further revealed my moronic teleprompter skills on 'Watch What Happens Live,' when I read that someone from 'La Calif' had a question, not realizing that I was meant to say LA, California."

Andy Cohen (l.) serves as host on 'Watch What Happens Live' with guest Gayle King (r.)
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